About the Author

Joshua Kurtz, accomplished writer, actor and shapeshifter, graduated from Space College in the year 1998, at the young age of six, after only three years of enrollment. He spent his remaining childhood years in an intensive government super-soldier training course, where he learned seven ways to kill with his eyes closed, hands tied behind his back, while both asleep and paralyzed below the waist. After deciding he didn’t like the government’s methods, Kurtz moved on to open up his own special martial arts school known as ‘Self Defense by way of Total Elimination’.

Kurtz left the school in his prized student’s care, because he had to go off and battle a small and remote group of cyborg vampire terrorists who had a plan to drill to the earth’s core and plant a device that would cause the planet to implode. After that, Joshua found the time to sit down in peace for a few minutes, and wrote, edited, published and campaigned his first novel, entitled ‘How to Win at Everything – Forever!’, a novel which made him several million dollars the first day it appeared in book stores.

Now, Josh spends each of his days fending off highly trained secret agents from the government, who are trying to coerce him into working for NASA. Kurtz, however, designed the plans for a highly advanced spaceship that could single-handedly selectively wipe out any country on the planet, and he does not trust any governmental branch to wield that kind of power responsibly. Now, when he is not busy fighting off super-powered government soldiers, Kurtz spends his time drinking tea and observing the Small Hadron Collider, a particle acceleration device he built that has already simulated three separate big bangs.

Just kidding. It took him four years to graduate from Space College.